Insertion Success My Life 07 MAY 2007

Finally! Finally I have come up with a more efficient way of inserting these damn contact lenses. Where in the past I would do this by using a mirror, I’ve discovered it is far more easier and I get a far higher insertion success rate by simpy staring at my finger as it approaches in order to poke my eye out.

So instead of trying to watch myself in the mirror, my eye concentrates on watching my finger, meaning I can force it open for longer and also control the eyeball movement better because it isn’t trying to auto focus on an object in a mirror.

Genius I know :) – and yes, I assume this is what everyone else does and have been doing for centuries, but for me it’s a new idea, so there :P

About Craig Lotter

Software developer, husband and dad to two young ladies. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.