Because I’m in the mood for posting jokes, I thought I sneak this one in. Note, the nationalities of the men involved is pure coincidence. Van der Merwe, a blonde or an Irishman would have sufficed. Though hearing an Irishman saying “seriaaasss” just wouldn’t sound right :_)
A Zulu man, a Sotho man and a Venda man were all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Venda says, “A waz loooking for samethink in my daughta’s room the ada day and found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked, no! I didant even know she smoked…
The Sotho man says, “That’s naathing. I was loooking for somethink in my daughta’s room the ada day when I came across a full bottal of Vodka. I was really shocked, yes. I didant even know she drank…houw”
Then the Zulu man speaks up. “Both of you guys’ve got nathing to worry about. I was loooking for samethink in my daughta’s room The ada day and I found a packet of condoms.
“I was really shock ed, ne… I didant even know she had the penas.”