Bigger Tits? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 05 OCT 2007

Big BreastsA joke from my brother which as far as I’m concerned is instant blog material :)

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, “I wish I had bigger tits”. The boyfriend says “Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months”. “How will that help to make my tits bigger?” asks the girlfriend.

“Well it worked for your ass” says the boyfriend.

And because it is Friday, weekend at last, I thought I’d throw in another one, completely free of charge too!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist fainted…. –

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Software developer, husband and dad to two little girls. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.