Do you ever have that problem of your pens mysteriously disappearing straight off of your desk at work? You know the type – that colleague that slyly moves in closer to chat and when you look again, your favourite pen has astonishingly found feet and made a quick getaway? Well, perhaps you aren’t sending out a strong enough warning that your pens are meant to stay on your desk.
Some kind of sign to let those long-fingered colleagues and ‘friends’ know that you mean business.
A warning of the most impending doom.
Something like the Dead Fred Penholder perhaps? A pretty brilliant and inspired idea I must say, but I have to ask, how do you keep Dead Fred from walking off? (And yes, I know he is dead. *sigh*. Jokers)