A Not So Sticky Situation Jokes & other Funny Stuff 17 AUG 2008

VaselineEarly morning on a bright sunny day, a little boy came into the kitchen to sit down for breakfast. Noticing that neither his Mommy nor Daddy was at the table, he asked his Granny where they were.

“Daddy and Mommy are still upstairs in their bedroom, Love”, the Granny replied.

Hearing this, the little boy giggled out aloud, finished his breakfast and ran back outside to go and play.

The hours passed passed and soon it was time for lunch. The little boy came into the kitchen, sat down and noticed once more that both his Mommy and Daddy were still not present at the table and once again he asked Granny where Mommy and Daddy are.

Again Granny replied, “Daddy and Mommy are still upstairs in their bedroom, Angel”.

On hearing this, the little boy broke out in a loud giggle, finished his lunch and ran back outside.

Supper time and the little boy came once more into the kitchen and sat down in his chair. Noticing that Mommy and Daddy were still not at the table, he once again asked his Granny where they were.

“Love, Daddy and Mommy are still up in their bedroom,” replied the Gran.

Again, on hearing her answer, the little boy broke out in a loud giggle.

Perplexed, the grandmother asked the little boy why every time he heard that his mom and dad were still up in their room he started to giggle.

“Well granny,” the little boy replied, “last night Daddy came into my room and asked for the Vaseline. However, I accidentally gave him the Super Glue and so now he must be stuck somewhere!”

Granny promptly fainted.

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Software developer, husband and dad to two little girls. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.