The Lost Socks General Nonsense | My Life 09 SEP 2008

Knee High StockingI didn’t know that knee high stockings are JUST as dangerous as large pythons!

It’s the weirdest thing. Every time I do the washing and Chantelle has her stockings in the wash, I open the machine up to hang the washing up and without fail, at least one of my socks are missing.

And every time that missing sock turns up…

…inside a bloody stocking!

Those things must be moerse hungry, that’s all I can say. Shame, and I always wondered where lost socks went – turns out they were never lost… only devoured!

Seems that Tracker advert from a while ago was wrong after all.

About Craig Lotter

Software developer, husband and dad to two little girls. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.