So there was this guy sunbathing in the nude at Sandy Bay. A little girl walked up to him and so he quickly covered his private parts with a newspaper.
“What’s under there?”, the curious little girl asked?
Quick on his feet, the man answers, “A bird”.
Satisfied, the little girl walks away and the man goes back to sleep, but when he wakes up, he is lying on a hospital bed and in absolute agony!
A doctor walks up to the man and simply asks, “What happened?”
Confused, the man replies, “I don’t know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a curious little girl.”
So the doctor relays this information to the police, and they head out to the beach to see if they can come up with any witnesses that may have seen what happened to this rather unfortunate man. On arrival, they come across the little girl that the man had mentioned, and promptly set about asking her if she perhaps did anything to the man.
She answered, with a cute little smile, “I didn’t do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I snuck back and played with his bird. After a while it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed all its eggs…”