A Tale of Desire Jokes & other Funny Stuff 16 SEP 2009

Brunette Peering over her bare shoulderAs I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can’t forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the calm and balmy night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from no where and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body… you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night’s events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you……..

you FREAKING mosquito!!!!!

(Source: The Montgomery Clan)

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About Craig Lotter

South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.