And thanks goes to Monty for this particular giggle:
So a boss is conducting a test at work, trying to evaluate the competence of his newly hired blonde secretary.
“Stacy, if I had R5 million which I wished to give you, but asked that you return 10% of that amount to me, how you much would take off?”
Stacy hesitated for a moment and then burst out: “Everything sir, I would take absolutely everything off! Skirt, shoes, bra, panties, the lot!”