So another funny from Monty, my perennial source of inbox giggles:

A psychologist was in the middle of a session with his patient when he asked the question: “When last have you looked your wife in the face during sex?”

The man quickly replied, “Only once that I can think of, but I must admit, she looked damn right angry and annoyed!”

“Oh, how so?” asked the psychologist.

“Well, she was peering in through the window at that point…”