Saturday Snigger: Finger Snack Anyone? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 23 OCT 2010

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. Needless to say, he made his way rather quickly to the Emergency Room at Cork Hospital.

The doctor took a quick looked at the stressed Paddy and said: “Right. Let’s be ‘avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do”.

Paddy replied, “Oi haven’t got da fingers.”

“Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers? Begorrah mon , it’s 2010! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?”

To which Paddy responded, ‘Well how da fook was I s’pose to pick them up!?”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.