Joke: Sex in the Dark Jokes & other Funny Stuff 18 FEB 2011

Having successfully escaped the crowd, a young couple finds themselves alone in a middle of a dark forest. Needless to say, the two start having sex.

After about 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, “Geez, I wish I had a torch with me!”

To which the lady quickly replied: “So do I! You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

About Craig Lotter

Software developer, husband and dad to two young ladies. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.