The redhead said “My boyfriend is like 7-up. He is seven inches long and he is always up.”
To which the brunette replied, “My boyfriend is like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the Mountains all the time.”
The blonde had a long hard think and finally said: “My boyfriend is like Jack Daniels.”
The brunette quickly cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That is a hard liquor!”
A smile crossed the blonde’s face.