Joke Factory: Which type of Fizzy Drink is Your Boyfriend? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 04 MAR 2011

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around a table trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of fizzy drink.

The redhead said “My boyfriend is like 7-up. He is seven inches long and he is always up.”

To which the brunette replied, “My boyfriend is like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the Mountains all the time.”

The blonde had a long hard think and finally said: “My boyfriend is like Jack Daniels.”

The brunette quickly cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That is a hard liquor!”

A smile crossed the blonde’s face.

“I know…”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.