Joke Factory: It’s all in the Change Jokes & other Funny Stuff 22 APR 2011

Juan desperately wanted to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office…. but as is always the case in this situation, she was dating someone else.

Frustrated, Juan went up to her one day and declared, “I’ll give you R300 if you will let me have sex with you…”

Quite taken aback, she immediately replied, “NO!”. But Juan wasn’t giving up that easily. “Look, I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money down on the floor, you bend down to pick it up, any by the time you come back up, I’ll be finished already.”

Beginning to now think about it, she decides to consult with her boyfriend over the phone. After hearing her story, the boyfriend pipes in with “Bargain! Ask for R450, and then pick up the money really fast. He shouldn’t even be able to get his pants down in that short space of time! Let me know how it goes.”

With that advice, she agrees and accepts the proposal, making Juan one happy, if a slightly poorer, man.

30 minutes go by, and the boyfriend still doesn’t hear anything from the girl. 45 minutes later, he calls her and asks what happened.

Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, “That bastard! All he had was R1 pieces!”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.