Joke Factory: What’s Written on the Shirt?

A housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own t-shirt for the first time ever. So he disappeared into the washing room and promptly called out to his wife: “honey, what setting must I use on the washing machine to wash my shirt?”

The wife shouted back, “What does it say on the shirt dear?”

Shrugging his shoulders, the man replied, “University of Stellenbosch!”

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About Craig Lotter

South African software development manager and senior application developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.

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