Joke Factory: What’s Written on the Shirt?

A housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own t-shirt for the first time ever. So he disappeared into the washing room and promptly called out to his wife: “honey, what setting must I use on the washing machine to wash my shirt?”

The wife shouted back, “What does it say on the shirt dear?”

Shrugging his shoulders, the man replied, “University of Stellenbosch!”

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About Craig Lotter

Craig Lotter is an established web developer and application programmer, with strong creative urges (which keep bursting out at the most inopportune moments) and a seemingly insatiable need to love all things animated. Living in the beautiful coastal town of Gordon's Bay in South Africa, he games, develops, takes in animated fare, trains under the Funakoshi karate style and for the most part, simply enjoys life with his amazing wife and daughter. Oh, and he draws ever now and then too.