Joke Factory: The Rectal Thermometer and the Pen Jokes & other Funny Stuff 14 OCT 2011

A doctor stepped into a bank.

As he prepared to sign off a cheque, he pulled out a rectal thermometer from his pocket and attempted to write with it.

Quickly realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer in annoyance and muttered out aloud, “Well that’s just great. Some asshole’s got my pen…”

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About Craig Lotter

South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.