St. Peter says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want”.
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren” and *POOF* she’s gone.
The second says, “I want to be Madonna” and *POOF* she’s gone.
The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini”.
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini,” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then proceeds to take a newspaper out of her habit and hands it over to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. “No Sister,” he laughs, “this says ‘Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in 7 days!”