Joke Factory: Rounding Up Jokes & other Funny Stuff 13 JAN 2012

Wondering just how many sheep he currently has grazing in his field, the farmer asks his sheepdog to go out and count them.

The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

“So,” asks the farmer, “How many sheep are there?”

“40,” replies the dog.

“What? How can there be 40?!” exclaims the farmer. “I only bought 38!”

“I know,” says the dog. “But I rounded them up.”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.