Joke Factory: Bruising Woman Jokes & other Funny Stuff 27 JAN 2012

Walking into the bar, Mike says to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”

“Oh yeah?” says Charlie, “And how did this one end?”

“Well, when it was over,” Mike replied, “She came to me on her hands and knees!”

“Really? Now that’s a switch! What did she say?” asks an incredulous Charles.

“She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken!'”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.