The traffic officer smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
“Sir, have you been drinking?” asks the officer.
“Just water,” replies the priest.
Having none of this, the officer slowly and deliberately asks, “Then why do I smell wine?”
Without so much as a blink of an eye, the priest looks down at the bottle and exclaims, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”