He opts for the most sheer item, pays the R500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs to try it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks to herself, “Here’s an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the R500 refund for myself.”
Happy with her underhanded plan, she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Catching sight of his wife, the husband says, “Good Lord! You’d think that for R500, they’d at least iron it a bit!”