Joke Factory: Hair be Fleas Jokes & other Funny Stuff 28 MAR 2012

So a flea walks into the office one morning, freezing cold, dripping wet, and sits down at his desk, absolutely miserable and dejected. A concerned coworker flea walks up to his desk and says, “Hey man, what happened to you? You look like hell.”

To which the flea replies, “Man, I had the worst night ever. I spent the night in a biker’s moustache!”

His coworker laughs and says, “That’s terrible. Listen, take my advice. If you want the best night’s sleep that you have ever had, go out one night and find a really obese woman – like the largest woman you can find – crawl up her leg, and spend the night in her pubic hair.”

So the next day, the same flea walks into the office, late again, freezing cold and dripping wet, and sits down at his desk, absolutely miserable and dejected. His coworker comes up to him and says, “Hey, how come you didn’t take my advice?”

“I did,” replied the bedraggled flea, “but I woke up in the biker’s moustache!”

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