The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. Sitting Maria down, she asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase at this time of the year?”
Maria answered, “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
Taken aback, the wife immediately snaps back with, “Well, who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did”
Now properly agitated, the wife blurted out: “Oh he did – did he???”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”
“No Senora…,” replied Maria softly: “The gardener did.”