Two young male lions were moving through the savannah when all of a sudden the one at the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in the front. The tiger in the lead yelps, turns around and says, “Hey, cut it out already!”
The other lion apologizes and the two of them continue on their way.
Five minutes later, the tiger at the rear once again reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the front lion. “Bloody Hell, stop with that this instant!” shouted the lead lion.
Once again the rear lion says he is sorry, and the two continue their journey.
Not five minutes later, and the rear lion once again reaches out and licks the front lion’s butt hole.
“Enough already! What’s with you, you idiot!” screams the front lion.
“Sorry, I’m really sorry. But I just ate a lawyer and I’m desperately trying to get the taste out of my mouth…”