Joke Factory: Puzzle Building in the Morning Jokes & other Funny Stuff 21 JUL 2012

A blonde calls her boyfriend over and says, “Please come here and help me love? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I just can’t figure out how to get it started!”

From the lounge, he calls out, “Well, what is it supposed to be when it’s finished then?”

The blonde replies, “According to the image on the box, it’s a picture of a tiger.”

Intrigued, her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. Welcoming him in, she shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

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Software developer, husband and dad to two little girls. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.