Joke Factory: I Found Jesus Jokes & other Funny Stuff 20 OCT 2012

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his little students might be a little confused about Jesus, mainly because of the fact that Christmas season places so much emphasis on His birth.

So, wanting to make sure that they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc., he asked his class, “Does anyone know where is Jesus today?”

Little Stephen raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”

Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out: “I know! I know! I think He is in our bathroom!!”

The whole class suddenly went very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response with rather big eyes.

The teacher, completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, gathered his wits and asked little Johnny how he knew this.

“Well…,” said Johnny, “every morning, my father gets up, shuffles over to the bathroom, bangs on the door, and yells – Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?!”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.