Joke Factory: Scotland Wales Jokes & other Funny Stuff 28 MAR 2013

Last night I was having some wings and beer with a co-worker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda large girls drinking at the bar and being rather loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent.

Seeing as I’m a big fan of girls from the UK, I ambled over to strike up a conversation. I asked them, “So… are you two ladies from Scotland then?”

I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and retorted, “WALES!”

I humbly apologized and replied, “I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland then?”

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About Craig Lotter

South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.