Joke Factory: Scotland Wales Jokes & other Funny Stuff 28 MAR 2013

Last night I was having some wings and beer with a co-worker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda large girls drinking at the bar and being rather loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent.

Seeing as I’m a big fan of girls from the UK, I ambled over to strike up a conversation. I asked them, “So… are you two ladies from Scotland then?”

I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and retorted, “WALES!”

I humbly apologized and replied, “I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland then?”

About Craig Lotter

Software developer, husband and dad to two little girls. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.