Joke Factory: Depressingly Dangerous Food Jokes & other Funny Stuff 04 APR 2013

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Cape Town:

“The choice of food that we put into our stomachs these days is sometimes quite literally enough to us given enough time”.

“Red meat is awful, soft drinks corrode your stomach lining, Chinese food is loaded with MSG, high fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our very drinking water. ”

“However, above all this, there is still one food choice that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.”

Pausing for effect, the doctor continued with, “So, does anyone have an idea as to what this food choice is that can cause so much grief and suffering over such an extended period of time after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a wrinkled 75-year-old man in the front row slowly raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding cake.”

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South African software architect and developer at Touchwork. Husband to a cupcake baker and father to two little girls. I don't have time for myself any more.