20 Hilarious Condom Slogans
[Partner Content] 01 MAY 2014

durex extra large condom adThere are so many different slogans when it comes to condoms. Some of them corny, some are catchy, some are clever, some are quite rude, and others just leave you in a rather awkward situation if the wrong person overhears it.

We have come up with a list of our Top 20 Condom Slogans:

  • Cover your stump before you hump.
  • Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
  • If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
  • If you go into heat, package your meat.v
  • Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.
  • No glove, no love.
  • Cloak the joker before you poke her.
  • Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.
  • Stop the stream before you cream.
  • Protect that fish then dip it in the dish.
  • Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
  • Bag the mole then do her hole.
  • Cover your stone before you bone.
  • Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic.
  • Wrap your meat before you beat.
  • Wrap it before you slap it.
  • Armour the tank before you enter the flank.
  • Leash your pet before launching your jet.
  • No shirt, no flirt.
  • Dress him up before you lift her up.

You may already know some or most of them, or these could all be a first for you. And always remember: Be Wise, Condomise. Check out http://www.durex.co.za for some great condom advice.

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