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What, who, where am I?!?
Craig Lotter is a web developer based in Gordon's Bay, South Africa, who seems completely incapable of shaking off that pesky inner child within, the one that forces him to love all things animated or hand drawn.
The Rugged Rock of Craig contains snippets of his life, popular culture and all the important things like anime, manga, games and comic books. The CodeUnit of Craig on the other hand contains the more serious stuff like code snippets and tutorials, while the House of C chronicles his foray into the world of web comics.
For which it never seems he has enough time anyway.
Rugged Rock Post Archive
Category Archives: Humor
Joke Factory: That’s One Way to Secure the Votes
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Emma, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all … Continue reading
Joke Factory: Bruising Woman
Walking into the bar, Mike says to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” says Charlie, “And how did this one end?” “Well, when it was over,” Mike … Continue reading
Joke Factory: Rounding Up
Wondering just how many sheep he currently has grazing in his field, the farmer asks his sheepdog to go out and count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. “So,” asks … Continue reading
Joke Factory: One Ravish Please
A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his varied purchases and exclaims, “Damn it, I WALKED here. How in the world am I going carry … Continue reading
Joke Factory: Fear Change?
I love this one, though I’m pretty sure that at least 75% of bars throughout the world feature a tip jar with this exact message on it. Of course, 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot you know…
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Tagged change, fear change, funny, humour, joke, joke factory, picture joke, tip jar
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Joke Factory: Getting Inappropriately Weighed
Bill takes a young lady, Kelly, on a date. It is their first date, and so in order to do something a little different from the usual fancy restaurant gig, he decides to take her to the carnival which happens … Continue reading
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Tagged carnival, humor, humour, joke, joke factory, laid, lisp, lol, speech impediment, weighed, wousy
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Joke Factory: Stevie Wonder and the Jazz Chord
Sitting at the piano in a concert hall, keen to please his new audience, Stevie Wonder shouts “Before I start, does anyone have any requests?” Some little old Japanese man at the very back of the hall stands up and … Continue reading
Joke Factory: The Italian Nun and Sara Pipalini
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth … Continue reading
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Tagged humor, italian nun, joke, nun, pearly gates, sahara pipeline, sara pipalini, st. peter
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