Joke Factory: The Ball Squeeze

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

“What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!”

“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.”

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You bloody idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!”

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Comic Book Art: Catwoman by Mahmud Asrar

Turkish comic book artist Mahmud Asrar (M.A.Asrar) first grabbed attention through his work on the independent anthology Digital Webbing Presents, before moving onto much bigger and better things in both the American and non-American comic book markets.

Primarily associated with Image comics thanks to his run on Dynamo 5 in America, Mahmud is also known for producing some wonderfully muted palette pieces, like this beautifully rendered Catwoman bit of artwork as a prime example of his skill.

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Some more Jessica in the Pool Shorts!

Because these clips are crying out to be shared and because I have yet to do so, I do so now, by sharing these clips with you.

Another two short videos of Jessica enjoying her swimming lessons, proving that my international swimsuit model to be is already ballsy enough to start a water fight with the other babies when the mommies aren’t looking! :)

It’s really awesome to see just how much little Jess loves the water, really it is! :)

There, all shared.

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My Opinion Download… The Batman (Season 3)

Absolutely fantastic animated television, keeping alive the awesome work laid out in seasons 1 and 2, and more importantly, bringing even more to the table with season 3. If you enjoyed the first two seasons of the Jeff Matsuda designed, action packed The Batman television series, then you can sit back happily in the knowledge that you’ll absolutely love season 3! (And even if you haven’t seen the first two seasons, you’ll still enjoy it, so no worries there either)

With season 3 we now have a Batman who has been at it a bit longer than the original season, meaning a more assured Batman, an even bigger arsenal of weapons, greater police trust and of course even bigger capers from his ever increasing Rogue Gallery, this time being padded with some new faces like Poison Ivy, Gearhead and Toymaker. (Of course, the regulars like Penguin and Joker are still thrown in there, so you don’t have to worry about that).

However, the element which elevates this season even higher than the first two is the introduction of Barbara Gordon as Batgirl, the young, tenacious and more importantly, unwanted and unasked sidekick who slowly manages to worm her way into Batman’s crime fighting world, and in the process inject some light-heartedness into what was threatening to become a very dark show (even if it was known for including puns and one-liners before!).

(You might be wondering why Batgirl before Robin, but thanks to the legalities around him appearing in Teen Titans which was airing around the same time… well you get the picture.)

Although the series still doesn’t feature an overarching storyline structure and pretty much sticks to the villain a week format, at least it maintains its own continuity and events from previous episodes have consequences in the subsequent episodes. The writing remains as fresh as always, meaning capers which are bound to spring a surprise or two on you, and the action, adventure and witty banter are top class as per usual.

Jeff Matsuda continues to excite with his distinctive character designs which dictates the cartoony but very stylized look of the show, and the animation is fluid, colorful and well presented, even if it follows the model of simple is better.

And while the entire voice cast does a great job of bringing their respective characters alive, it must be mentioned that Rino Romano continues his excellent work as Batman/Bruce Wayne, and newcomer Danielle Judovits also does a fantastic job at capturing the tone of the youthful Barbara Gordon/Batgirl. In-episode music remains top notch and although the theme music we’ve enjoyed up until now in the form of The Edge’s Batman track has been replaced, the lighter 1960s-esque theme does a good job of announcing the slightly lighter tone of the new show.

Overall, it is very difficult not to like The Batman. The animation is unique and engaging despite its simple, cartoony lines, the action if phenomenal with some well written episodes, the antagonist characters are all appealing in their redesigns and rewrites, and the introduction of Batgirl opens up the franchise to even more viewers by making it a little more accessible to girls. Thoroughly enjoyable, entertaining and a definite recommendation to anyone who enjoys their animated television or just cape and cowl adventures in general!

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Batman_%28TV_series%29#Season_3

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Does this mean I STILL need to Buy a Bed for Jessie then?

It wasn’t a particularly exhausting weekend we enjoyed last weekend to be honest. Chantelle was on duty meaning that Friday evening wasn’t anything big other than a whole lot of Red Dead Redemption for me, Saturday was a Mall expedition with Jess, extra training for the grading at the dojo, Pick ‘n Pay shopping with Mom and Jess, home-made pizzas for supper accompanied by the cute Despicable Me, capped off with even more Red Dead Redemption. Sunday for Jessie and I was a drop-off mission in Stikland, lunch with the folks in Bellville, and then cake and tea in celebration of Michelle’s birthday at their place in Kraaifontein.

So nothing that should have been too exhausting for our little Jessie, apart from all the Daddy playtime I keep subjecting her too – like playing Pokemon by capturing her in the wash basket or watching the sticky light up monster come unstuck from the ceiling every minute or so!

Anyway, the point of all of this is that at some point in Saturday afternoon, while I was hard at work on the usual set of household chores and Jessie was lying in the lounge having her afternoon bottle, things all of a sudden became quiet. Too quiet.

And on closer inspection, I found this:

Fast asleep on the floor, bottle in mouth. So, does this mean I can get away without buying her a bed when she eventually outgrows the cot? ;)

Oh, and we’ll need something to clean the bath with ASAP. Looks like some alphabet mold has taken hold! o.O

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Baby Gym Graduation Day

I don’t think I ever got around to posting about this on the blog, but a while back we successfully completed the excellent Baby Gym series of workshops, hosted by the wonderful Geraldine Consani out in Bellville, in a little clinic situated right next to Louis Leipoldt Hospital.

If you aren’t familiar with Baby Gym, it is a five week long stimulation course, which basically aids you as the parent in the proper stimulation of the various aspects of your baby in the hopes that it will promote the building of the necessary connections in their brains in order to promote healthy development.

Each week is split up into a particular facet, and each workshop consists of first some theory and some knoweldge sharing, followed by a whole lot of hands on practical with your baby! For the record, this is what we did over the duration of the course:

  • Week 1: The Importance of Touch and Massage
  • Week 2: The Importance of Movement
  • Week 3: The Importance of Sucking and Neck Control
  • Week 4: Why Both Eyes and Both Ears must work Together
  • Week 5: Prevent Hyperactivity and Poor Concentration / Coordinate and Control those legs and arms

(The sixth and final session is reserved for Graduation Day, which really is just an excuse for a bit of fun with the kiddies!)

As an example of what we got up to in class, these two video shorts should give you a good idea! :)

As I mentioned above, we do cap off the series with a fun graduation day, where each baby is handed a little blue graduation cap and gown, forced to pose for endless photos, before enjoying a cupcake and of course the all important bubble machine!

For more photos, check out the gallery.

In summary, I must admit to have thoroughly enjoyed doing Baby Gym with both Chantelle and Jessie, and was absolutely blown away at how much the exercises and things we were taught in class aided in a sudden explosion in terms of Jessica’s development, making it an absolute case of money and time well spent. Definitely, definitely highly recommended for any parent with a newborn baby, that’s for sure! :)

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Cosplay Sundae: Clan Clang (Macross Frontier)

Japanese cosplayer Tomoyo takes a shot at bringing some Macross Frontier into real life, targeting the blue-haired Meltran, Clan Clang for this week’s cosplay highlight.

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