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Joke Factory: A Mouthful of a Word Jokes & other Funny Stuff 29 APR 2011

Definitely a NSFW joke, but worth the tell, if you promise not to stare:

Little Johnny arrives at school, ready for English class. The teacher soon gets under way, and before long she announces to the class, “Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words. Does anyone perhaps have an example of what I am talking about?”

Excitedly, Johhny waves his hand, “Me, teacher, me, me!”

With a sigh, the teacher asks, “Okay Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word then?”

Beaming, Johnny says, “Mas-tur-bate.”

Teacher smiles and patronisingly says, “Wow Johnny, that sure is a mouthful!”

To which Johnny quickly replies, “No teacher, you’re thinking of a blowjob…”

Joke Factory: Blonde Breathalyzer Test Jokes & other Funny Stuff 15 APR 2011

A traffic cop waiting alongside a stretch of open highway recoiled in surprise as a bright red corvette shot past him like a bat out of hell. Calling in to his colleague stationed higher up on the highway, he asked if he had perhaps picked up on this racing speedster earlier.

“Blonde, red corvette?”, his colleague replied.

“Yup, that’s the one. She just passed me travelling at one hell of a speed”.

“Ah yes, I pulled her over just a little while ago. Here’s the thing though. When you catch up to her and get her to pull over to the side of the road, instruct her to get out of her car and get on her knees and closer her eyes. Then unzip your pants”.

Confused, but slightly amused, the traffic officer raced after the corvette and eventually successfully flagged it down.

As the pretty blonde woman got out of the car, sat on her knees, closed her eyes and then heard the sound of a zipper, she exclaimed:

“Ag nee man, not another breathalyzer test!”