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Joke Factory: The Bungling Blonde Bank Robber Jokes & other Funny Stuff 25 MAY 2012

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and before long, put it into action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. Turning towards the blonde, she asked, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?”

The blonde sighed and replied, “Yeah, yeah, I remember.”, but just to be safe, the brunette went over the plan in detail one last time, stressing that the blonde needed to be in and out in no more than five minutes.

So with everything set, the blonde made her move.

It was a nervous wait for the brunette, but after what seemed an eternity, the blonde came bursting out of the bank’s doors, the alarms sounding loudly, and with a safe tied with a rope being dragged along behind her.

This was followed by a security guard rushing out of the bank, pants around his ankles and desperately trying to reach for his gun.

Failing to stuff the tied up safe in the car, the blonde eventually had to just drop it and jumped into the passenger seat, allow the brunette to speed off into the safety of the dark night.

Turning towards the blonde, the seething brunette could barely contain her anger: “YOU IDIOT!! You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe!!”

Joke Factory: Head and Shoulders Jokes & other Funny Stuff 18 MAR 2011

A blonde and a brunette were in an elevator with a well-dressed businessman. Standing behind him, they both noticed that he had some dandruff on his collar, but were far too nice to say anything directly to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the brunette turned and said, “Wow, somebody should really give that man some Head & Shoulders.”

Confused, the blonde replied, “How do you give shoulders?”