Things to do in Cape Town, the Helderberg, and the Cape Winelands
Jessica is rather fond of the wooden push cart which we somehow STILL haven’t returned to the physio, and something that she has learned somewhere along the line, much to the detriment of our toes and ankles, is that it is really, REALLY fun to chase people down with it!
Still, how can you chastise such a cute little slobber monster? ;)
A Department of Water Resource representative stops at a Free State farm and talks with the old farmer.
He tells the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for the water allocation”.
The grizzled farmer replies, “Okay, no problem, but don’t go into that field over there”.
Hearing this, the government employee sucks in his breath sharply and retorts in a huff, “Sir, I have the full Authority of the Government with me. See this ID card?”
“This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on ANY agricultural land! No questions asked or answered. Do you understand?”
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Shortly, thereafter he hears blood-curdling loud screams and sees the government employee running for his life, followed close behind by his large prize bull, who is gaining with each and every step.
Seeing that the man is clearly terrified, and is screaming for help after all, the old farmer hastily throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“YOUR CARD!! SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!”
Do you really know your history?
Who was the third man in history to walk on water?
The 1st one was Jesus Christ. –
The 2nd was the apostle Peter.
…
And then there was José!
Thanks Iradney for passing this brilliant email joke on to me – it had me in stitches! :)