A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together, when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, before bundling him in the closet stark naked. However, the already suspicious husband was out to catch his wife in the act, and so set about searching through the house, eventually stumbling across the naked man in the closet. “A-ha! And who exactly are you?” the husband asked the man. “I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator. “What are you doing in there?” the husband asked. “I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied. “But where are your clothes?” asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and exclaimed, “Those little bastards!”
Craig Lotter is an established web developer and application programmer, with strong creative urges (which keep bursting out at the most inopportune moments) and a seemingly insatiable need to love all things animated. Living in the beautiful coastal town of Gordon's Bay in South Africa, he games, develops, takes in animated fare, trains under whichever martial arts dojo is closest at the time, and for the most part, simply enjoys life with his amazing wife and daughter.
Oh, and he draws ever now and then too.
This is a collection of things that he has managed to find the time to scribble down since 2007.
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