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Joke Factory: What Game are You Playing? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 14 SEP 2012

A newbie muffed his tee shot into the woods. From there, he then proceeded to hit the ball into a couple of trees, before managing to smack it across the fairway and into a clump of trees on the other side. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit the ball back on track, but this time it landed straight in the middle of a sand trap close to the green.

Making his way to the sand trap, he noticed that the Club Pro had been standing and watching his progress for a fair while now. Walking up to him, the newbie asked, “What club do you reckon I should use now?”

“I don’t know,” replied the Pro. “What game are you playing?”

Joke Factory: Correcting My Stance Jokes & other Funny Stuff 24 AUG 2012

“I’m not so sure about the new Pro that the club hired,” said Peter. “He seems a little… strange.”

“Oh, why do you think that?” asked Fred.

“Well, he just tried to correct my stance again.”

“So?” said Fred. “You know he is just trying to help your game.”

“Yeah I know,” replied Peter, “but I was standing at the urinal at the time!”