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Misadventures of Major Naughtylust 004: Dealing with Dicks The Misadventures of Major Naughtylust 21 MAR 2012

I imagine being a urologist can’t exactly be the most glamorous of jobs considering the subject matter you have to deal with every day.

That said, a dick joke makes perfect sense here seeing as this is my little area on the web where I can cut loose and play around with NSFW material for a proper change of pace from all of the usual stuff.

Oh, and note I said a caped man stormed in. I’m not going to confirm nor deny whether or not that’s our beloved Major Naughtylust in the waiting room…

The House of C 024: Dealing with Arseholes The House of C 21 MAR 2012

It’s a shitty job, and you’ll probably end up the butt of all your friends’ jokes, but hey, work is work – and besides, someone has to do it.

To be honest, I was a bit torn whether to go with asshole or arsehole on this one. In the end I stuck with the classier of the two!

And Doris. The perfect doctor’s secretary name in my opinion. All of which reminds me of a joke I stumbled across on Reddit this week:

A guy walked into the doctor’s office complaining about pain in his genital region. The doctor asked him to remove his pants and was amazed to find this man had 5 penises, all in working order! “My goodness,” exclaimed the doctor. “How on earth does a condom fit over that mess?”

“Like a glove doctor, like a glove.”