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Joke Factory: Why Men make for Good Workers Jokes & other Funny Stuff 06 JUL 2012

In a small town in the US, there is a rather large factory whose policy it is to hire only married men for their workforce.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager one day and asked him, “Why is it that you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think that women are somehow inferior and the work that they do doesn’t match up on the factory floor?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”

Joke Factory: Factory Whistle Jokes & other Funny Stuff 27 APR 2012

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

“Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them!”

“Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o’clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.

When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, “Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?”

“Forget the machines,” says the visitor. “How much do you want for that whistle?”