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Joke Factory: Hairy Pussy Cat Jokes & other Funny Stuff 07 SEP 2012

A sexually frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to reignite the spark that will hopefully resurrect her long dead sex life.

Arriving back home, she tries them on under a short skirt and then heads down to the lounge where she sits down on the sofa opposite her husband, who is busy reading the evening newspaper.

Every now and then, at strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs, eventually leading to her husband looking up, raising his eyebrow, and asking quizzically, “Are you wearing crotchless panties my dear?”

Smiling, she seductively half-whispers, “Yes – why does it turn you on?”

“Whew,” replied the husband. “For a minute there I thought you’d been sitting on top of the cat for the last twenty minutes!”

According to the coroner, he never heard the gunshot.

Frustrating Tits Everywhere Blogging 08 OCT 2008

*Mm bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha* Read evil laugh

I confess, it really is fun to mess with good, honest Google surfers looking for some wholesome Internet entertainment at the office during the day or late at night locked up in their own private studies.

Now I’m pretty sure most people never bother scrolling all the way down to the bottom of this page, but if you do, you would have seen that for quite some time now I’ve had the following little fun table, simply to mess a little with those persistent search engine hunters:

fat tit big cock
Bigger Tits? Massive Cock?
hairy pussy available ass
Hairy Pussy? Available Ass?
You’re probably not going to find that sort of thing here. Sorry, looks like Google has lead you astray :(

And yes, you wouldn’t believe how many hits these particular search terms generate. Man, I just wish I could see those people’s faces when Google throws up my particular search result instead of what they were actually looking for!

It really is the little things in life that make one smile you know :)