Pole dancing seems to have really taken off, though I’m not quite sure just why everyone seems to be filming themselves whilst doing it.
Nevertheless, this activity requires strength, focus, flexibility, balance… and a pretty damn sturdy pole.
Which none of the below seem to have.
Ouch. There isn’t really all that much to say after seeing these rather bruising pole versus pole dancers. Just a note though. The girl fight scene isn’t authentic – was a setup for a Belgian prank show or something like that according to the comments…
A newbie muffed his tee shot into the woods. From there, he then proceeded to hit the ball into a couple of trees, before managing to smack it across the fairway and into a clump of trees on the other side. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit the ball back on track, but this time it landed straight in the middle of a sand trap close to the green.
Making his way to the sand trap, he noticed that the Club Pro had been standing and watching his progress for a fair while now. Walking up to him, the newbie asked, “What club do you reckon I should use now?”
“I don’t know,” replied the Pro. “What game are you playing?”
A sexually frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to reignite the spark that will hopefully resurrect her long dead sex life.
Arriving back home, she tries them on under a short skirt and then heads down to the lounge where she sits down on the sofa opposite her husband, who is busy reading the evening newspaper.
Every now and then, at strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs, eventually leading to her husband looking up, raising his eyebrow, and asking quizzically, “Are you wearing crotchless panties my dear?”
Smiling, she seductively half-whispers, “Yes – why does it turn you on?”
“Whew,” replied the husband. “For a minute there I thought you’d been sitting on top of the cat for the last twenty minutes!”
According to the coroner, he never heard the gunshot.
A golfer is on his way to Sun City to play in the annual golf tournament there. Passing through some pretty rural terrain, he is brought to a grinding halt when his BMW suffers a flat tire on one of the rear wheels.
As he is busy changing the tire, a local comes across the scene and notices the two tees that has fallen out of the golfer’s pocket as he worked on the wheel.
Curious, the local asks the golfer what they are.
“Oh those?” the golfer replied. “They’re called tees and they are for resting my balls on when I drive.”
“Bliksem!” exclaimed the local. “Those guys at BMW think of everything!”
Paddy walked into his travel agent’s office. “Brian, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my annual vacation getaways over these last three years, but this year I want to do something completely different”.
“Well Paddy, what do you mean by that?” asked a startled Brian.
“Three years ago, I thoroughly enjoyed the trip to the Bahamas. But on the return, we found out that my wife Victoria was pregnant. Good news for sure. Then two years ago, the trip to Hawaii was just as fantastic, but come to the end and Victoria was pregnant once again! And as you very well know, last year the trip to Mauritius was a right old success, but would you believe it, on the return we found out that Victoria was once again expecting!”
“Well, that’s a fantastic tale Paddy, but it still doesn’t tell me what you want to do differently for this year’s annual vacation?” replied Brian.
“That’s the thing Brian. This year I’m thinking of taking my wife Victoria along with me on holiday for a change!”
In a small town in the US, there is a rather large factory whose policy it is to hire only married men for their workforce.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager one day and asked him, “Why is it that you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think that women are somehow inferior and the work that they do doesn’t match up on the factory floor?”
“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she is in dire financial straits. She is so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray: “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please, please let me win the Lotto.”
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. Again she prays: “God, please, please let me win the Lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m about to lose my car as well.”
Lotto night comes and still no big win for her. Once again, down on her knees, she prays: “My God, why have You forsaken me so? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself: