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Joke Factory: Maid Raise Jokes & other Funny Stuff 06 APR 2012

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. Sitting Maria down, she asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase at this time of the year?”

Maria answered, “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Taken aback, the wife immediately snaps back with, “Well, who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Your husband, he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Your husband did”

Now properly agitated, the wife blurted out: “Oh he did – did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”

“No Senora…,” replied Maria softly: “The gardener did.”

Screenshot Saturday: AIKa R-16: Virgin Mission (Episode 1) Anime 06 FEB 2010

Fan service and anime kind of go hand in hand. But when you talk about Agent Aika, then perhaps it may be more accurate to say that the two are already hugging… quite vigorously as it were. Which of course leads us straight into today’s Screenshot Saturday entry…

This my friend, is certainly not a lesson in back massage

This my friend, is certainly not a lesson in back massage techniques

The panty-flashing, naughty Agent Aika series returned to our screens in 2007 in the form of a three episode OVA entitled AIKa R-16: Virgin Mission, this time focusing on a much younger Aika, right at the start of her career as a salvager.

Enticed to join her school rival on a treasure hunt mission to solve the mystery of the purple butterfly tattoo adorning the chest of one of their more enigmatic school friends, Aika soon finds herself in the thick of things come episode 1, where the luxury yacht they are travelling on gets attacked by persons unknown, but villains capable of turning all their friends and the ship’s staff into remote controlled zombie assassins.

Needless to say, Aika is not amused and a lot of butt-kicking, panty flashing action ensues.

Thankfully though, the show’s director thought to keep the age restriction down by refusing to depict any bloody violence, instead opting for the more kiddy friendly tranquilizer dart route! :P

I would be that surprised if zombie maids attacked me too. Might have worn a longer skirt though come to think of it...

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIKa_R-16:_Virgin_Mission