A newbie muffed his tee shot into the woods. From there, he then proceeded to hit the ball into a couple of trees, before managing to smack it across the fairway and into a clump of trees on the other side. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit the ball back on track, but this time it landed straight in the middle of a sand trap close to the green.
Making his way to the sand trap, he noticed that the Club Pro had been standing and watching his progress for a fair while now. Walking up to him, the newbie asked, “What club do you reckon I should use now?”
“I don’t know,” replied the Pro. “What game are you playing?”