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Joke Factory: Taming the Lion Jokes & other Funny Stuff 15 JUN 2012

A circus owner runs an advert for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older man in his mid-fifties and the other is a gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them: “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment – chair, whip and a gun. So, who wants to try out first?”

The girl eagerly thrusts up her hand and says: “I’ll go first.”

Calmly, she walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage, unarmed.
The lion, on the other side of the enclosure, starts to snarl and pant, before beginning his rush at the defenseless beauty.

Just as the lion hits the halfway mark, she suddenly throws open her coat, revealing her beautiful naked body underneath.

Amazingly, the lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and smell his way across her entire body for what seems an eternity, before lying down and resting his head at her feet.

Stunned, the circus owner’s mouth is on the floor.

Turning to the man, he says: “I have never, never ever seen a display quite like that in my entire life. So mister, do you think that you can top that?”

Without skipping a beat, the older man replies: “No problem; just get that lion out of the way first though”.

Joke Factory: Fast Eating Moths Jokes & other Funny Stuff 04 NOV 2011

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together, when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, before bundling him in the closet stark naked.

However, the already suspicious husband was out to catch his wife in the act, and so set about searching through the house, eventually stumbling across the naked man in the closet.

“A-ha! And who exactly are you?” the husband asked the man.

“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

“What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

“I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“But where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and exclaimed, “Those little bastards!”