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Joke Factory: The Rectal Thermometer and the Pen Jokes & other Funny Stuff 14 OCT 2011

A doctor stepped into a bank.

As he prepared to sign off a cheque, he pulled out a rectal thermometer from his pocket and attempted to write with it.

Quickly realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer in annoyance and muttered out aloud, “Well that’s just great. Some asshole’s got my pen…”

Sketches: The Enabler Sketches, Paint & Photoshop 04 MAY 2010

So another quick black pen on normal printer paper, hastily scribbled down in front of my work keyboard while my mind happily drifted into problem solving mode to deal with some issues raised on one of our important projects.

As you can see from the subject matter, no doubt my brain was craving some good wholesome coffee, but considering that one now has to walk all the way downstairs just to make a cup, it might not exactly be getting all that much in the near future.

Certainly nowhere near the levels it has grown used to! :P

The small black and white drawing has been scanned in and blown up using my nifty little Canon LiDE 100 Scanner and then moved over into Photoshop where my Genius tablet and I happily coloured it in, before uploading it here.

Smooth.

The Enabler – 3 May 2010. Black Pen on Paper. Digital Colouring.

Sketches: Despair Sketches, Paint & Photoshop 22 APR 2010

Okay. So now I have my scanner. Which means I can put a black pen on paper and make a quick scribble in say ten to fifteen minutes. Then I take that sketch home with me, pop it into the scanner and bring the black and white digital copy into Photoshop, where I get to play brush master and bring the black and white to life.

The result?

Not bad for my first effort back behind the pen if I say so myself. Juices of creativity, flow damn it flow! ;)

Despair — 21 April 2010. Black Pen on Paper. Digital Colouring.