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Joke Factory: Turning Water into Wine Jokes & other Funny Stuff 24 FEB 2012

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The traffic officer smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

“Sir, have you been drinking?” asks the officer.

“Just water,” replies the priest.

Having none of this, the officer slowly and deliberately asks, “Then why do I smell wine?”

Without so much as a blink of an eye, the priest looks down at the bottle and exclaims, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Joke: Confessions of Toilet Paper Jokes & other Funny Stuff 11 FEB 2011

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to just sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, “ain’t no use knockin’, there’s no paper on this side either!”