Tag Archives: proctologist

The House of C 024: Dealing with Arseholes The House of C 21 MAR 2012

It’s a shitty job, and you’ll probably end up the butt of all your friends’ jokes, but hey, work is work – and besides, someone has to do it.

To be honest, I was a bit torn whether to go with asshole or arsehole on this one. In the end I stuck with the classier of the two!

And Doris. The perfect doctor’s secretary name in my opinion. All of which reminds me of a joke I stumbled across on Reddit this week:

A guy walked into the doctor’s office complaining about pain in his genital region. The doctor asked him to remove his pants and was amazed to find this man had 5 penises, all in working order! “My goodness,” exclaimed the doctor. “How on earth does a condom fit over that mess?”

“Like a glove doctor, like a glove.”

Bigger Tits? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 05 OCT 2007

A joke from my brother which as far as I’m concerned is instant blog material :)

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, “I wish I had bigger tits”. The boyfriend says “Well what I recommend is to get some toilet paper and rub it between your tits for 2 months”.

“How will that help to make my tits bigger?” asks the girlfriend.

“Well it worked for your ass” says the boyfriend.

And because it is Friday, weekend at last, I thought I’d throw in another one, completely free of charge too!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist fainted…