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GIF: Definitive Proof that Cats don’t like Yoga Jokes & other Funny Stuff 05 JUL 2013

Without a doubt, definitive proof that cats don’t particularly care much for yoga. Or anyone doing yoga for that matter.

As this poor woman found out the particularly painful way.

Ouch.

cat scratching yoga woman in pussy

This animated GIF serves as a reminder that cats really are out to kill you given the chance. (That’s why I gave my two away.)

If you’re still not quite following me, The Oatmeal probably explains this best in his classic (and rather famous) Internet cartoon:

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Joke Factory: Super Pussy Jokes & other Funny Stuff 13 AUG 2011

An elderly grandfather was sitting on the edge of his bed, busy removing his socks.

All of a sudden, his wife of fifty years came running naked down the passage, burst into the room, and leapt into the air and onto the bed, arms outstretched and screaming “Super Pussy!!!!” as she came down.

The old man turned his head and calmly said:

“I’ll have the soup please.”