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Joke Factory: Faithfulness and Rewards Jokes & other Funny Stuff 15 MAR 2013

Three men died and went up to Heaven. Standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, the three men were asked just how faithful they had been to their wives during their time down on Earth, their level of devotion determining their mode of transport here in Heaven.

The first man stepped forward and said that he had never once cheated on his wife during their long marriage, and is still very much in love with her even after all this time. Pleased with his level of devotion, St. Peter rewarded the first man with a luxurious and beautiful Rolls Royce, in which he eased through the gates and entered Heaven.

The second man stepped forward and sheepishly admitted that although he had once or twice strayed from his wife during their marriage, for the most part he had been pretty faithful and too loved her. Not quite as pleased with the second man’s level devotion compared to that of the first guy, St. Peter nevertheless rewarded the second man with a shiny Mustang, in which he sped through the Gates.

The third man stepped up, hung his head in shame and announced that he had been unfaithful to his wife on more than just a few occasions, to which St. Peter responded by giving the man a scooter which he then hopped on and entered into Heaven.

A few days later the man on the scooter noticed the first man sitting on a curb next to his Rolls Royce, head in his hands and tears streaming down his face. Bemused, the scooter guy asked the first guy what was going on that was so terrible, given the fact that he now owned a beautiful luxurious Rolls Royce.

“Well,” sniffed the first man. “I just saw my wife go past on roller skates…”

Joke Factory: The Italian Nun and Sara Pipalini Jokes & other Funny Stuff 09 DEC 2011

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want”.

The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren” and *POOF* she’s gone.

The second says, “I want to be Madonna” and *POOF* she’s gone.

The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini”.

St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.

“Sara Pipalini,” replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”

The nun then proceeds to take a newspaper out of her habit and hands it over to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. “No Sister,” he laughs, “this says ‘Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in 7 days!”