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Jessica Lotter, Toddler on the Move: Climbing Stairs Jessica | My Life 30 APR 2012

Jessica is pretty adept at climbing up and down stairs, able to entertain herself for at least 20 minutes by just sliding down and then climbing back up a single stair, like the one leading from the backdoor to outside.

However, what none of us realized is that she can handle quite a lot more than a single step at a time – like the big flight of stairs leading to the granny flat at Oupa and Ouma Montgomery’s house!

Needless to say, there was a lot of consternation and very careful supervision, but when my girl wants to do something then she wants to do something – and there is simply no stopping her! :)

And in case you’re wondering, she pretty much repeated this all afternoon!

Joke Factory: And on the Next Floor? Jokes & other Funny Stuff 25 MAR 2011

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from amongst the many men on offer. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends to the top of the building.

There is however a catch. Once you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you decide to go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

Needless to say, business is good and so we easily find a woman that has gone to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, I like that, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow, even better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and… help with the housework.

“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 1,875,953 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.