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Joke Factory: But You Can Leave Your Hat On Jokes & other Funny Stuff 21 OCT 2011

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay cowboy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the widow said to the cowboy, “You have done a seriously excellent job – the ranch looks great and things really couldn’t be going any better. You should definitely go into town and kick up your heels for a bit, you deserve it!”

The hired hand readily agreed and so went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the house, he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

“Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

“Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

“Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

“Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him square in the eyes and said: “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”

The House of C 006: They are Always Late! The House of C 11 JAN 2010

Women. Nobody gets them, or rather no man understands them. Why is it that no matter how late or delayed they are in getting to any appointment, be it to make the opening of a show or meet the queen, there always seems to be that extra little time to change, just to be ultra sure that the outfit of the day is perfect?

It’s frustrating really, especially when you realize that the game has most likely kicked off already and your woman is busy worrying about what colour top matches her earrings best.

Shorts and slops girls, that’s all a person needs (though in your case a top might be a good idea too…)